So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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