i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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