Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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