Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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