the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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