I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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