sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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