he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
