im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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