I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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