Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
