that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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