this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize