I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
