her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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