Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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