He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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