I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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