i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
This toilet bowl is my home.
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