But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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