you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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