he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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