a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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