Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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