There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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