I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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