I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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