i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
last night I used snow as a chaser
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