I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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