Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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