CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Randomize