I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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