Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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