New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
