That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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