Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
