So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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