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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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