the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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