My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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