I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
MIDGETS
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In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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