I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize