Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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