Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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