Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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