4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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