***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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