Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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