just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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