If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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