they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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