Umm I'm too high to move.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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