Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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