This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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