it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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